A.D.D. mE?

When I was but a handful of months old my mother had a freak-o rash on her hand. No doctor could cure it for it kept coming back. She went to a russian chemist named Muntzy who claimed hospitals would kill you. She gave my mom poudiarko and looked at me all swaddled in a blankey "Look at her eyes," she said "she has ADD".

Sometimes I think she's right.